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A Fan game that went so, very, wrong. Hunt Down the Freeman is a complete failure.  The Freeman is not even present.  But on the bright side I was able to quote the Bee Gees.

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Abandoned and ignored,  Rapture Rejects stands as a warning against greed and hubris.

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Shallow,  pretentious and utterly boring.  Dear  Esther thinks it is profound by vomiting story at you and having no gameplay what so ever. 

A game marred with the scars of failed development.  A deeply unpleasant adventure that killed the Tomb Raider series for a long while. 

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How do you follow up with something as wild, wacky and funny as Saints Row 4? You don't, and you can't as Gat Out proves by forcing you to play as the personality less Johnny Gat. The game then makes Saints Row dull by tedious missions,  little more then busy work. 

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The joke was on us..

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Digital Homicde was a studio that bullied other critics with lawsuits and insults. They never put any effort or artistic merit into any game title.  All games under the DH label are ugly and unpleasant to play.  They only existed to flood the Steam until DH imploded in on itself.

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A PC port of an arcade game where you cannot change any of the controls.  It has no options menu to speak of.  The button mapping is on the most impractical key possible.  There is no online mode, story mode, useful tutorial or consistently responsive controls anywhere to be found. 

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Represents all the pay to win, self playing cash vampires on mobile. Gameplay is simply slapping the screen every few seconds.  All the while getting reminded to pay for extra lives, time randomly selected pixels and much more every few seconds.  A game made for people with too much money and no desire to play a real game. 

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Breaks after 5 minutes,  need I say more?

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Agony Unrated tries so hard to scare you that it becomes boring.  You are paraded through a series of disgusting, emotionally manipulative set pieces with all the tact of a lame Creepypasta.  Also the gameplay is rubbish. 

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Good writing cannot save Fellowship of Evil from boring button mashing combat,  stupid AI and tedious grind. 

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Tis a tale of hubris and failure.  Made by a manchild; with complete lack of control for time. A promise full of sound and fury,  ending with, sh*t.

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Gaming supervillain Konami strikes again with Contra Rogue Corps.  An ugly as sin PS2 game where grind is eternal,  enemies are recycled and your gun overheats

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Close to the Sun wants to be a profound and intellectual game.  The problem is that the writing is terrible. And there's hardly any gameplay, asides from running away from the knife man. 

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This attempted remake of the original Yumi Nikki fails to scare or engage on almost any level.  Plus I fell through the map once.

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Before Witcher 3, there was A.D 2044.  Everyone has to start somewhere but why did it have to be so bad?

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Nothing happens for thirty minutes.  Then the game ends.  Hopefully Secret Cow Level will put some gameplay in their next game.

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Book of Demons cute art style cannot save it from being a lame Diablo parody that's nothing but references and Cookie Cliker gameplay.

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